Columnists For Chicago Quotes & Sayings

Well, that's the important thing, isn't it, Mma? To feel happiness, and then to remember it. — Alexander McCall Smith

I always thought I was so fit. — Rod Stewart

In the beginning, fifty hours sounded like a bleak ocean of time, more hours than Sawtooth wanted to spend with himself, let alone with another person. Now he needs the girl to sit and measure time with him, the way the neighbor woman needs her prescription mirror so that she doesn't forget her own face. — Karen Russell

In a moment of sheer terror, I realized I couldn't feel my brain. It was there just a minute ago. Maybe I really was dead. Do I look dead to you? — Darynda Jones

Crazies always recognize each other. I think Melville said it, in a slightly different context: "Genius all over the world stands hand in hand, and one shock of recognition runs the whole circle round." Of course, we're not talking about genius here, we're talking about crazies - but — Alex Haley

If emotion can create a physical action, then duplicating the physical action can re-create the emotion. — Chuck Palahniuk

Convert your weakness into uniqueness and you'd know how it feels... — Nikhil

I learn something in the interviews from time to time. — Samantha Bee

Perhaps the best-known Old Testament example of perseverance is the story of Job. — Joseph B. Wirthlin

Girls who put out are tramps. Girls who don't are ladies. This is, however, a rather archaic usage of the word. Should one of you boys happen upon a girl who doesn't put out, do not jump to the conclusion that you have found a lady. What you have probably found is a Lesbian. — Fran Lebowitz

You can feel for almost everyone, but only one person can you love. — Moffat Machingura

There has always been Darkness, just as there has always been Light. Neither can ever be completely destroyed, only driven away or contained, because neither can exist without the other. Without Darkness, there is no Light, and vice versa. — Christine Warren

Self-education is the greatest self-liberation. — Lailah Gifty Akita