Clg Funny Quotes & Sayings

NASA sends probe to Uranus, people everywhere giggle. — Colin Mochrie

I have to deplore the systematic manner in which the literature of Europe has continued to put out of sight our obligations to the Muhammadans. Surely they cannot be much longer hidden. Injustice founded on religious rancour and national conceit cannot be perpetuated forever. The Arab has left his intellectual impress on Europe. He has indelibly written it on the heavens as any one may see who reads the names of the stars on a common celestial globe. — John William Draper

They would need to be already wise, in order to love wisdom. — Friedrich Schiller

From a Higher Point Everything Looks more Little, but Business we do on the Ground. — Jan Jansen

When I was a little bitty kid, my aunt showed me how to play a little boogie. It took me years. I had to play the left-hand part with two hands, because my hands was so little. Then as I grew up and I learned how to play the left-hand part with one hand, she showed me how to play the right-hand part, and et cetera. My Uncle Joe showed me how to play a little bit different boogie stuff. I had people in my family that was professional musicians, but I just wasn't interested in what they did. I wasn't very open-minded to a lot of music that I'd be more open to today. — Dr. John

The most dangerous man on earth is the man who has reckoned with his own death. All men die; few men ever really live. — John Eldredge

On the third day Vera said:

'I love your body because it is beautiful. But I do not know your soul. I do not know whether there is a soul. Nor is it necessary for me because your body is beautiful.

But everything is mutable and you will grow old. At first your face will grow old. Your body will live longer. An old face will be a mockery before a youthful body. And then a wasted body will be a mockery to ravenous desires.

This is like the dead light of the setting sun which from the clouds above was reflected in the water... feeble and full of disillusion.

Should I not kill you so that I might always possess you for myself.'

And Vera became terrifying.

I found this unpleasant.

But from these words I understood that she had decided upon the day.

("Thirty-Three Abominations") — Lydia Zinovieva-Annibal

The fear of death is more to be dreaded than death itself. — Publilius Syrus

I am very willing to share whatever I know or feel I know about finding some serenity in this lifetime. — Dirk Benedict

The rich hire lawyers and accountants for a reason - to pass the tax bill on to you. — George W. Bush