Clark Griswold Christmas Tree Quotes & Sayings

Kick hard when you have the chance. Aim for parts that hurt. Hope you get lucky and his surprise shocks him into being stupid. Then knock him out with the shovel if you've got one handy. If not, go find the shovel." - Nora — Timandra Whitecastle

I love the puzzled look on people's faces when I mention I grew up telling time according to television. — Joe Zee

Godspeed, little taters. — Andy Weir

What you call freedom is still nothing but choosing how to steer straight into the heart of what chooses you. — Kate Gleason

I kind of like social media, and I like hearing from people. I don't like the ugly stuff, but there are some people - smart people - who have a very different perspective, and I'll get a backlash from them. And this isn't necessarily a bad thing. — Paul Bloom

If I'm reading a book that doesn't leave me with questions, moving questions, that I feel confronted with, then for me it's a waste of time. I don't want to read a book that simply confirms what I already know. — Michael Haneke

'm really proud of 'Sad, Sad World' because it manages to state a very complex paradox of an emotion that I experienced when I had children, which is this great happiness and this great intensity, but with that intensity comes a deeper understanding of the world. — Jamie Cullum

Mind control aims to change a person to the very core by altering their decisions, perception, beliefs, values, behaviors and relationships. — Jeffery Dawson