Claptrap Soundboard Quotes & Sayings

What is the meaning of life? To be happy and useful. — Dalai Lama

Do men who have got all their marbles go swimming in lakes with their clothes on? — P.G. Wodehouse

If you behaved nicely, the communists wouldn't exist. — Jenny Holzer

Herschel was a Jew."
"And he was my best friend."
"He was his best friend."
"And I murdered him. — Jonathan Safran Foer

It is so heartbreaking what we do to children in this world; how they are destroyed. — Bryant McGill

Outside of the mindless sitcoms that the networks thrive on, people able to think generally consider most entertainment is escape in one form or another. — Gary Gygax

You don't have to be brilliant. It's enough to become progressively less stupid. — Marshall B. Rosenberg

If you do not like what someone says, stand up and challenge them by saying what you feel. Be the change that you want to see in the world around you. — Jennifer Megan Varnadore

Magic happen when you believe in yourself. — Barbie