Claimable Expenses Quotes & Sayings

I don't want to be a burden on anybody. — Cilla Black

Women have always been my best friends. — Fritz Lang

When I find out a hotel doesn't have a DSL, it's like "What? There's no toilet?" Once you get used to high speed you ain't going back — Robin Williams

Why is it that the hot chicks never can sing? — Tommy Lee

It is a beneficent incident of the ownership of land that a pioneer who reduces it to use, and helps to lay the foundations of a new State, finds a profit in the increasing value of land as the new State grows up. — William Graham Sumner

You don't have to be alone with your thoughts anymore. You don't have to process anything. You can call up someone to do something to instantly make you sort of feel better. — Dennis Quaid

Exercise improves your sex life.
Ranger to Stephanie — Janet Evanovich

Words, Natasha thinks, should behave more like units of measure. A meter is a meter is a meter. Words shouldn't be allowed to change meanings. Who decides that the meaning has changed, and when? Is there an in-between time when the word means both things? Or a time when the word doesn't mean anything at all? — Nicola Yoon

That's because you're a highly moral person. I'm not. I don't judge, not even myself. — Philip K. Dick

Act, implores the Ghost of Future Regret. I shan't give you another chance. — David Mitchell