Clacker Quotes & Sayings

You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave. — Adam Carolla

Though the general principles of statecraft have survived the rise and fall of empires, every increase in knowledge has brought about changes in the political, economic, and social structure. — John Boyd Orr

Thinks the sun shines out yer clacker. — Tim Winton

Imagine a flock of birds flying.
How many birds did you see? Eleven, nineteen five?Y You have a vague idea, but you don't know the exact number. So where did that thought came from? Someone put it there.Someone who knows the exact number of birds, trees, stones, flowers. Someone who, in that fraction of second, took charge of you. — Paulo Coelho

Reaching the summit of K2 was an incredible experience, but I would trade it in a heartbeat to have Dan back. — Susan Oakey-Baker

Despite everything, I believe people are really good at heart. — Anne Frank

Pooh leaned back against the tree, thinking to himself, "Hmm ... I wonder if there's any hunny left in the hunny pot?" As he slowly switched the clacker's safety to the "off" position.
Piglet had just finished inserting the blasting cap into the claymore. "What?" said Piglet, with a jump. And then, to show that he
hadn't been frightened, he jumped up and down once or twice more in an
exercising sort of way. — Jose N. Harris

Ty, no one could have expected that,' Emma said. 'I mean, Julian said some words, and boom, Hell's tractor beam. — Cassandra Clare

There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life. — Doug Stanhope

I need dating advice. Fast...Julian, how did you meet your wife?"

Julian shrugged. "My brother the sex god cursed me into a book for two thousand years. Grace got drunk on her birthday and summoned me out of it."

Vane rolled his eyes. "That's useless. Kyrian? What about you?"

"I woke up handcuffed to Amanda."

Vane could work with that. "So I need to get a set of handcuffs? — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Times i think u were the most cherished trophy i had, but sometimes i think i was the game that you played. — Paul Auster

One of the proofs of the immortality of the soul is that myriads have believed it. They also believed the world was flat. — Mark Twain

Just because I'm no jaw clacker doesn't mean there should be a ruction put up whenever I have sommat to say. — Tamora Pierce