Cithera Quotes & Sayings

Give a woman a job and she grows balls. — Jack Gelber

Someone trying to be funny probably isn't as funny as someone who doesn't want to be funny but is and can't help it. Someone being serious or angry might be funny. If you get angry, the first thing I want to do is laugh because I don't know why you're getting that angry. Pathos makes me laugh, funerals make me laugh. — Ricky Gervais

Boston's freeway system is insane. It was clearly designed by a person who had spent his childhood crashing toy trains. — Bill Bryson

Universitas in modo citharae sit disposita, in qua diversa genera in modo chordarum sit consonantia. The universe is arranged like a cithera, in which different kinds of things sound together harmoniously, just as they do in a chord. — Honorius Augustodunensis

As many times as I told her she was beautiful, I know that she never believed me. As many times as I said it didn't matter, I knew that to her it did. — Jennifer Weiner

I feel very lucky that when I'm burnt out of acting I take to the pen and I write something I want to direct. — Lake Bell

Arson, after all, is an artificial crime ... A large number of houses deserve to be burnt. — H.G.Wells

Because when you stop and look around, this life is pretty amazing. — Dr. Seuss