Chuck Norris Poster Quotes & Sayings

I don't wanna be def. Death. Dead. This Burger Twin nappykin just got served as my will, BEOTCH! The fries here suck, by the way. If I die, don't feed my son your shitty fries. Don't give my son to the creepy child molester king you put in your commercials either. What the fuck is wrong with that guy? He's got a normal body and a plastic face that is always smiley. It's not right, man. It's just not right. My ears feel funny. — Tara Sivec

I don't want to be Carrie Bradshaw. I don't want the wedding to be bigger than Big. I'm just grateful to know that the first time I fell in love wasn't the last time. — Niecy Nash

I owe much to mother. She had an expert's understanding, but also approached art emotionally. — David Rockefeller

I was, I remember, nineteen years old, wrote poems, still wore no proper collar, ran out in the rain and snow, always woke up early in the morning, read Lenau, considered an overcoat a superfluous item, received a monthly salary of one hundred twenty-five francs and didn't know what to do with all that money. — Robert Walser

I am not a contemplative type, basically. I am much more of an action person and, as a consequence, I look forward to today and tomorrow and what's breaking. — Walter Cronkite

Shakespeare; the only man I'd ever love... — Emilie Autumn

Steven lets go of his humanity with much more relief than fear. It was an awkward burden to carry at the best of times. — Mike Carey

I'm convinced that a person in my position must provide a positive example to people. — Vladimir Putin

Stories have a job to do. They can't just lie around like lazybone dogs. They have to teach you something. — Lloyd Jones

Our business is to have great credit and to use it little. — Thomas Jefferson