Christmas Pun Quotes & Sayings

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. — Samuel Butler

Those whom the gods would destroy, they first make proud, — Tom Clancy

Of course they had more chains on him than Scrooge saw on Marley's ghost, but he could have kicked up dickens if he'd wanted. That's a pun, son. — Stephen King

A drama critic is a man who leaves no turn unstoned. — George Bernard Shaw

More likely she was in there injecting my toothpaste with strychnine. — Joanna Wylde

Dyadic completion," Paul would've told Claire. "The human brain tends to assume that, if there's a victim, there has to be a villain. — Karin Slaughter