Chris Porter Comedian Quotes & Sayings

Until the eighteenth century, people believed that biblical paradise, the Garden of Eden, was a real place. It appeared on maps
located, ironically, at the confluence of the Tigris and Euphrates rivers, in what is now modern-day Iraq. — Eric Weiner

It was a hard decision... move on... and i don't know what is actually moving its me or everything around me.... — Bharat Singh

Ma'am, are you trying to molest me via drivethru? — Dane Cook

Guns don't feel nothin' about you, one way or t'other. No fair reason for you to feel bad towards them. — Dean Koontz

When I listened to public prayers in evangelical churches, I heard people telling God what to do, combined with thinly veiled hints on how others should behave. When — Philip Yancey

Gratitude is the law of increase, and complaint is the law of decrease. — Florence Scovel Shinn