Chris Farley Snl Quotes & Sayings

There is a persistent funny form of suspicion in most of us that we can solve our own problems and be the masters of our own ships of life, but the fact of the matter is that by ourselves we can only be consumed by our problems and suffer the shipwreck. — Harry Stack Sullivan

We couldn't know the future or how long it would last. We could only choose to be happy and alive right now. — James Patterson

When you learn how to suffer, you suffer much less. — Nhat Hanh

I do my show half-hour a night four nights a week. I haven't seen my kids in 18 months, and I am losing calcium in my bones. Doctors say I should stop. I'm not going to. — Stephen Colbert

Good lies need a leavening of truth to make them palatable. — William McIlvanney

Instead he said to me, "I recommend you get smart pretty fuckin' soon." "And I recommend you go fuck yourself," I shot back, — Kristen Ashley