Chlorinated Paraffin Quotes & Sayings

I need a stop-being-an-asshole implant chip to shock my ass every time I do shit like this. — Avelyn Paige

I love the way you smile at me ... knocks me on my arse. — Amy Harmon

Our midnight feasts aren't so much 'lashings of ginger beer' as 'whatever booze we can smuggle in'. — Cat Clarke

Anyone ever tell you you should be a lawyer? (Otto)
Only Bill when we argue. Besides, I like killing bloodsuckers too much to ever be one of them. Tabitha Deveraux. Pleased to meet you. (Tabitha) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

...But even then you have to reckon with a criminal's chief vice.'

'What is that?'

' Conceit. A criminal never believes that his crime can fail. — Agatha Christie

The horror of knowing someone and living with them and even thinking you're lucky and then wham and now you know that every person is really two people and how can you ever know what the other half is up to. — Michelle Tea

As the "people of the centre" in every
sense of the term, the Germans are more intangible, more ample, more contradictory, more unknown, more incalculable, more surprising, and even more terrifying than other peoples are to themselves:
they escape DEFINITION, and are thereby alone the despair of the French. — Friedrich Nietzsche

Whatever a man thinks about sex, you can be sure that he thinks about sex almost constantly. — Joyce Brothers