Cheesy Horatio Caine Quotes & Sayings

Maybe Bill Maher should just practice his monologue a few times before the show, so he wouldn't find it so hilarious. But I kid the asshole. — Andy Kindler

Then the violet coffin moved again and went in feet first. And behold! The feet burst miraculously into streaming ribbons of garnet coloured lovely flame, smokeless and eager, like pentecostal tongues, and as the whole coffin passed in it sprang into flame all over; and my mother became that beautiful fire. — George Bernard Shaw

I want you to need me but not half as much as I want you to want me. — Siobhan Davis

You can never get all the facts from just one newspaper, and unless you have all the facts, you cannot make proper judgements about what is going on. — Harry S. Truman

Honesty is an active verb, not a passive noun. Go out of your way to be truthful, beginning with the things that you say to yourself. — Joe Tye

Have a smile for everyone you meet and a plan to kill them. — Brad Thor

This president (Barack Obama) I think has exposed himself over and over and over again as a guy who has a deep-seated hatred for white people or the white culture ... I'm not saying he doesn't like white people, I'm saying he has a problem. This guy is, I believe, a racist. — Glenn Beck

I wasn't in shape at all before I decided to do boxing. I wasn't an athlete. Before boxing, I would go to the gym for a month and stop. — Laila Ali

Whatever a poet writes with enthusiasm and a divine inspiration is very fine. Earliest reference to the madness or divine inspiration of poets. — Democritus

You cannot receive a shock unless you have an electric affinity for that which shocks you. — Henry David Thoreau