Chakras Funny Quotes & Sayings

If you'll excuse me, I have to pull my date out of the garbage. — Debra Anastasia

I see you're determined to miss my point."
"If you're point is that there was a pretty girl in the room and it was distracting you, then I think I've taken your point handily."
"You think she's pretty?" Will was surprised; Jem rarely opinioned this sort of thing.
"Yes, and you do too."
"I hadn't noticed, really."
"Yes, you have, and I've noticed you noticing. — Cassandra Clare

Varicose veins are the result of an improper selection of grandparents. — William Osler

The term 'cost shifting,' as I use it, refers to those items in a university's budget that used to be reimbursed by the federal government but are no longer paid for by them. — Charles Vest

This one will be shrewd, I think, and shrewdness is a limitation on the mind. Shrewdness tells you what you must not do because it would not be shrewd. — John Steinbeck

Fear is the mother of morality. — Friedrich Nietzsche

The United States has every intention of continuing to do the kind of reconnaissance and surveillance work we have done for decades, well known to everyone, that is essential to protect our national security, and frankly, the security of our friends in various regions of the world. It is part of our collection system. — Colin Powell

As I learned from growing up, you don't mess with your grandmother. — Prince William

Creativity and artistic endeavors have a mission that goes far beyond just making music for the sake of music — Herbie Hancock

The egoist feels lonely, surrounded by threatening and alien events; all his desires are sunk in his own concerns. A kind person lives in a world of beneficent events, whose goodness matches his own. - ARTHUR SCHOPENHAUER — Leo Tolstoy