Certifying Election Quotes & Sayings

Someone knocked on the door. "Come in!" Barabas called. The door swung open and Derek stuck his head in. "Hey, do you have any duct tape?" He saw me, stepped back, and closed the door without a word. Well. "Coward," Barabas said, loud enough for Derek to hear. — Ilona Andrews

There is one-and only one-way to end the violence in Latin America. There is one-and only one-way to terminate the drug gangs. That way is by legalizing drugs. Legalizing drugs today would put an immediate end to the drug gangs and the drug-war violence. — Jacob G. Hornberger

My mom didn't let me play video games growing up, so now I do. Gaming gives me a chance to just let go, blow somebody up and fight somebody from another dimension. It's all escapism. — Wayne Brady

That whole bit was something John had come up with, the man having a terrible habit of carrying out his drunken 3:00 A.M. ideas even after daylight and sobriety came. It was always 3:00 A.M. for John. — David Wong

Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence wins championships. — Michael Jordan

The best way to get acid out of your body is to wash it out. The best way to wash it out is to provide plenty of water to do the job — Robert O. Young

We call a thing big or little with reference to what it is wont to be, as we speak of a small elephant or a big rat. — D'Arcy Wentworth Thompson

I tried to imagine what Jesus had said to woo that young slut, the first nun. — Rion Amilcar Scott