Celebrational Quotes & Sayings

There's no way to stand up gracefully when your pants are down around your ankles. — Kathy Bryson

People, I guess, generally come to see me do stand-up with a working knowledge of my broad sense of humor on 'The Daily Show' ... I don't think anyone would mistake me as an actual anchor. — John Oliver

Why are there so many people out here?' Boomer asked as we bobbed and weaved roughly forward.
'Christmas shopping.' I explained.
'Already? Isn't it early to returning things?'
I really had no sense of how his mind worked. — David Levithan

God has strewn our paths with wonders and we certainly should not go through life with our eyes shut — Alexander Graham Bell

I think I have learned that the best way to lift one's self up is to help someone else. — Booker T. Washington

Slotted spoons don't hold much soup... — Stephen Sondheim

That's what memory is like: layers, one overlapping another, and compacting down the way old leaves slowly crumble and turn to a rich peaty soil, nourishing the new things that will grow. It's why it's important, remembering things. It's why it matters, when the memories aren't there, and no one fills in the gaps for you. — Julia Green

The point of jazz is, you do something and then you go on. — Van Morrison

I took a little celebrational nap. — Renata Adler

Like the minor poet who knows the meanness of his gift, I am doomed to a lifetime of frustration: to be able to comprehend beauty, but not create it. — Elizabeth Bear

We tend to blame the physical media for most of our implementation difficulties; for the media are not "ours" in the way the ideas are, and our pride colors our judgement. — Fred Brooks

Properly speaking, he no longer held opinions; he had sympathies. To which party did he belong? To the party of humanity. — Victor Hugo