Cats Rule Quotes & Sayings

Aren't we living in a world where heedless men only desire decapitated women? — Milan Kundera

Cats rule the world. — Jim Davis

With cats, some say, one rule is true: Don't speak till you are spoken to. — T. S. Eliot

I was always fascinated by the fact that you could take paper and ink and create worlds, images, characters. It seemed like magic. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon

If cats could drive, text and launch missiles, they would rule the world — Quasi

Rule by cats, that's what we really need. My first decree would be for more naps." "And — Jordan L. Hawk

Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses. — John Weitz

Let the cats rule the world; first thing they will do is to increase the number of mousetraps! Let the rats rule the world; first thing they will do is to increase the number of dogs! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

The church has always been frightened of women. You make life in your bodies. An echo of God, that. — Anonymous

[Mike] Bloomberg aides says he's more likely to run if it's [Donald]Trump or [Ted] Cruz versus Sanders, then there would, presumably, be space in the middle for him. But he's less likely to go if Hillary Clinton is the nominee. — Mara Liasson

Everyone wants to rule the world . . . Really, absolutely everyone. That's what it's all about, isn't it? That's what it's always about in the end. And every species believes it's number one. Every individual is firmly convinced that he or she alone has the right to ascend to the throne and issue orders to get rid of others. And in reality everyone is fooling themselves, because up there on the throne it's lonely and cold. — Akif Pirincci

Frozen yogurt is tastier than ice cream, nobody is too old for cartoons, bald men are sexy, chocolate is the best medicine, BIG books are better, cats secretly rule the planet, and everything should be available in the color pink, including monster trucks. — Richelle E. Goodrich

Cats would rule the world if they had longer attention spans. — Arthur D. Hlavaty

Four will Become Two, Lion and Tiger will Meet in Battle, and Blood will Rule the Forest. — Erin Hunter

One doesn't love in order to do what is good or to help or to protect someone. If we act that way, we are perceiving the other as a simple object. — Paulo Coelho

If cats understood technology and had opposable thumbs, they'd rule the world. — P.C. Cast

There's a difference between the fact that the universe is inherently unfair on a cosmic level, and the fact that life is unfair because people are actively making it so. — John Scalzi

I have been extremely fortunate to have incredibly special fans support my work throughout my twelve year career. — Matt Czuchry

Memories vanish when we want to remember, but fix themselves permanently in the mind when we want to forget. — Emil Cioran

If you can try to nap where someone's sitting,
Although there is another empty chair,
Then rub against his ankle without quitting
Until he rises from your favorite lair;
If you can whine and whimper by a portal
Until the bolted door is opened wide,
Then howl as if you've got a wound that's mortal
Until he comes and lets you back inside;
If you can give a guest a nasty spiking,
But purr when you are petted by a thief;
If you can find the food not to your liking
Because they put some cheese in with the beef;
If you can leave no proffered hand unbitten,
And pay no heed to any rule or ban,
then all will say you are a Cat, my kitten.
And
which is more
you'll make a fool of Man! — Henry N. Beard

Cats were not, in her experience, an animal with much soul. Prosaic, practical little creatures as a general rule. It would suit her very well to be thought catlike. — Gail Carriger

We have to let the Warrior Code rule our hearts. The death of a warrior does not mean victory. — Erin Hunter

The worst way to miss somebody, is when they're right beside you and you miss them anyway - I am number 4 — Pittacus Lore