Cartman Kitty Quotes & Sayings

If a thousand shares of stocks or bonds make nothing, you pay nothing. But on a thousand acres of land you pay enough to support half the community who own no land and pay no taxes. — Will Rogers

Raising Hellfire, I aim her at my final target, and then slowly pull the trigger. Hellfire discharges, sinking into the spiteful Arvy, bullet lodged right between its eyes. A trail of blood oozes down its pale face, before it drops backwards into the sea of bodies, lifeless. — Cameo Renae

Character is the ability to carry out a good resolution long after the excitement of the moment has passed. — Cavett Robert

Anyway, what makes people look youthful is the quality of their skin and I don't think you can change that. — Nigella Lawson

Prayer does not equip us for greater works - prayer is the greater work. — Oswald Chambers

Why do you think I write these feminist songs, to try and teach myself to respect myself. You know, it's not because I'm a hero. — Ani DiFranco

The Puritans thought they could simply repress man's sexual nature, and they reaped a whirlwind as a result. Their code of sexual morality
which became America's
was nothing more than a set of rules laid down by people who believed that all pleasure was suspect. — Hugh Hefner

I view the United States, today, much like East Berlin. And I'm off the grid. I've tried for 20 years to warn the country about the Democrats and Republicans, and nobody's listening. — Jesse Ventura