Caricatured Leno Quotes & Sayings

Everyone has attitude, and I think everyone should have attitude. But I know I have attitude, but that's just, I think if you don't have attitude, it comes only with self confidence. So if you don't have self confidence, you won't have attitude, and I think there's a difference when you have attitude and when you have arrogance. — Sania Mirza

Suddenly, she emitted a loud, long fart, like air escaping a beach ball, exhaust pipe of a Model T, tire-inflating hose at the service station, and this without any forewarning borborygmus. — Dennis Vickers

Whatever else a father is in this life - cop, fireman, Indian chief - he provides for his family. He — Harlan Coben

I didn't even apply. There was no warning. — Max Roach

Summer has filled her veins with light and her heart is washed with noon. — C. Day Lewis

Indeed, we often mark our progress in science by improvements in imaging. — Martin Chalfie

Life was a myriad of twists and turns that no one could unravel, a path that must be traveled to be understood. — Terry Brooks

Ministry of magic?' bellowed Uncle Vernon. 'People like you in government? Oh this explains everything, everything, no wonder the country's going to the dogs ... — J.K. Rowling

Gary Larson: The funniest cartoonist I've ever seen. His two-volume set (The Complete Far Side) should be the textbook in any course taught on how to be funny on the comics page. — Stephan Pastis