Capparellis Near Quotes & Sayings

Sometimes, comics will make the observation that it's not jokes that are funny, it's characters that are funny. And isn't that true! That's why I always kill jokes. I'm terrible at them, because I get the joke right, but I can't get the character right, and it just goes down like a lead balloon. — David Mitchell

There's so much denial in gymnastics. It's a beautiful sport but the other part is numbing. You become machinelike. They'll refute this, but I've been around it. I know. — Cathy Rigby

Last tour my bass rig was breaking down every other night. That was a pain. We would get on stage and Trey would count off the song, and I'd play the first note and nothing would be there. Those guys would just roll their eyes. — Mike Gordon

beauty is truth, true beauty — J. E. Buckrose

Every city in the world can be improved in less than three years. — Jaime Lerner

And you have to remember that humankind really does not want to believe in magic. They don't want to know that myths and legends were almost always based on the truth. — Michael Scott

What is it about that fricking boat? Gets more visitors than a rich uncle on his deathbed. — Anonymous