Canonically Conjugate Quotes & Sayings

Snow White sucks the blood la ola lala He sang, throwing bear can at the castle. — Cameron Jace

Giving up something now for something better later is not a sacrifice. It is an investment. — Andy Stanley

Literature is what intelligent people have instead of dope. — Patrick Hemingway

Though some will try to deny it, I believe that every woman, at some time in her life, has had or will have the desire to pose nude. — Bunny Yeager

You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips. — Jeff Foxworthy

Another common practice, the reps told us, was to take fancy meals to the entire doctor's office (one of the perks of being a nurse or receptionist, I suppose). One doctor's office even required alternating days of steak and lobster for lunch if the reps wanted access to the doctors. Even more shocking, we found out that physicians sometimes called the reps into the examination room (as an "expert") to directly inform patients about the way certain drugs work. Hearing stories from the reps who sold medical devices was even more disturbing. We learned that it's common practice for device reps to peddle their medical devices in the operating room in real time and while a surgery is under way. Janet and I were surprised at how well the pharmaceutical reps understood classic psychological persuasion strategies and how they employed them in a sophisticated and intuitive manner. — Dan Ariely

You fucking shot a guy you were sleeping with? — Abigail Roux

Now here is what you need to understand: If you don't turn your adversity into a ministry, then your pain remains your pain. But if you allow God to translate your adversity into a ministry, then your pain becomes someone else's gain. — Mark Batterson

They were trying to run, trying to hide. But the rock would not hide them; the dead tree gave no shelter. — Stephen King

Toast is boring. Doritos are life. — Laura Kaye

Once I was, yes. But now I have turned my direction away from anything that's racist. — Malcolm X

But there was little heart to our lust,
only the confusion of not knowing
how long we'd have in our bodies. — Joseph Bathanti

Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it? — Jeff Foxworthy

He, who boldly interposes between a merciless censor and his prey, is a man of vigor: and he who, mildly wise, without wounding, convinces him of his error, commands our veneration. — Johann Kaspar Lavater