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Top Camping Funny Quotes

Camping Funny Quotes By Bill Bryson

What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless. — Bill Bryson

Camping Funny Quotes By Yvonne Prinz

Mom, camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. — Yvonne Prinz

Camping Funny Quotes By Rick Riordan

Nothing beats camping out in a dreary Jotunheim forest while your friend stitches runes on a giant bowling bag! — Rick Riordan

Camping Funny Quotes By Demetri Martin

Canoe + waterfall = I don't go camping anymore. — Demetri Martin

Camping Funny Quotes By Cindy Roland Anderson

Oh, Jack, look how beautiful. Jack, look how darling that monkey is.

It was like going camping with Merry Little Sunshine. — Cindy Roland Anderson

Camping Funny Quotes By Steven Wright

I went camping and borrowed a circus tent by mistake. I didn't notice until I got it set up. People complained because they couldn't see the lake. — Steven Wright