Calmex Quotes & Sayings

Our days are so few, our existences so complicated. As long as we're breathing we shouldn't further complicate our lives. — Paul Rusesabagina

You dog!" she said, so loud that half the crowded tavern turned to watch. "A few days past the walls of the inner keep and you think your pizzle has turned to solid silver? At least when Nevin Hewney falls asleep on top of a girl, drooling and farting and limp as custard, he doesn't pretend he's done her a favor. — Tad Williams

I live by the rule that you should follow your dreams ... no matter what you do, you should follow your dreams — Jared Leto

I was born just after the end of World War II, and with my friends in our little suburban backyards in New Jersey, we used to play war a lot. I don't know if boys still play war, they probably do, but we were thrusting ourselves into recent history and we were always fighting either the Nazis or the Japanese. — Paul Auster

First rule of motherhood, dearie: men are screw-ups. Learn it now and you'll be a whole lot happier. — Neal Shusterman

The Hate continued exactly as before, except that the target had been changed. — George Orwell

I love to ride my bike, which is great aerobics, but also just a great time for me to think, so it's like this terrific double bill. — Robin Williams

If you place your head in a lion's mouth, then you cannot complain one day if he happens to bite it off. — Agatha Christie