Caliph Haroon Ur Rashid Quotes & Sayings

President Bush says he now wants to simplify the tax code. Only those in the blue states will pay. — David Letterman

When the conventional wisdom of physics seemed to conflict with an elegant theory of his, Einstein was inclined to question that wisdom rather than his theory, often to have his stubbornness rewarded. — Walter Isaacson

What else is wrong with 'suicide' bombing? Legally, less than what one might believe. While it may or may not be good strategy, it appears to be permissable under international law. — Enver Masud

Everything, no matter how evident or obvious, should be doubted, questioned, viewed with suspicion ... There is much to be gained from the discovery that one has been deeply, persistently, and utterly wrong. — David Mermin

While we ride this out, you don't need that fortress. You don't need it because you got me, — Kristen Ashley

The government that governs best, governs best! — Jon Stewart

Gordie: Alright, alright, Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck, Pluto's a dog. What's Goofy?
Vern: If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? That's easy-Pez. Cherry-flavored Pez. No question about it.
Teddy: Goofy's a dog. He's definitely a dog.
Gordie: I knew the $64,000 question was fixed. There's no way anybody could know that much about opera!
Chris: He can't be a dog. He drives a car and wears a hat.
Gordie: Wagon Train's a really cool show, but did you notice they never get anywhere? They just keep wagon training.
Vern: Oh, God. That's weird. What the hell is Goofy? — Stephen King

Hell's got IT?
Yes, of course. Who do you think invented Candy Crush? — Gwynn Marssen

To match the shoes with the jacket is fey. To match the shoes with the hat is taste. — Gene Wilder

Quality ... has to do with intention. — Elliott Erwitt

But didn't everyone get everything? Hadn't they had enough yet? Everything on earth is tailored for this everyone. Everyone gets all the TV programs, damn near all the cinema, and about eighty percent of all music. After that come the secondary medium of painting and those other visual arts that do not move. Those are generally just for someone and although you always hear people moaning that there isn't enough of them, in truth someone does all right. Galleries, museums, basements in Berlin, studio flats, journals, bare walls in urban centers - someone gets what they want and deserve, most of the time. But where are the things that no one wants? Every now and then Alex would see or hear something that appeared to be for no one but soon enough it turned out to be for someone and, after a certain amount of advertising revenue had been spent, would explode into the world for everyone. Who was left to make stuff for no one? — Zadie Smith

There's only two types of manager. Those who've been sacked and those who will be sacked in then future — Howard Wilkinson

Somewhere to take shelter from the elements but not the storms of life. — Lorraine Heath

I know the subtlest movements of the city because I no longer sleep. — Jojo Moyes

And you, my friends! So few of you remain
That you are dearer daily. I rejoice
In you. How short the road has become,
That once appeared the longest road of all. — Anna Akhmatova