Caddyshack Carl Quotes & Sayings

The way of Zen is to become independent and strong. Don't rely on others for perceptions of life and truth. Do it individually. Go to a teacher of Zen to learn how to do that, not to get answers for individual life situations. — Frederick Lenz

dreamers--which the English call splash; Arabian poets gasgachau; and which we Frenchmen, who would be poets, can only translate by a paraphrase--the noise of water falling into water. — Alexandre Dumas

Anyone who's been reading my stuff can see that there's a lot of tracks being laid for future stories. — Jason Aaron

[Walt] Whitman would never get in the way of a boy trying to get off with another boy. Bros before prose. — Lisa Henry

Zoos and aquariums with glass walls serve a purpose but they also teach ignorant fuckers that they are better because we aren't the ones being held captive. When was it ever our right because we have opposable thumbs to put God's animals on permanent display in every major city in the world? We might be saving a few, but we wouldn't have to save any if we weren't fucking up the whole planet. — Sarah Noffke

If you do not believe in your product or service enough to offer it to your own family and friends, then you should question the value of what you are selling. — Zig Ziglar

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. — Michael Patrick King

Hatred brings bondage. Forgiveness liberates. — Francis G. Xavier

Transcendence and dissolution, always the same thing. — Brian Francis Slattery