Cacoffiny Quotes & Sayings

To put it another way: No matter what a young person thinks he or she is really hot stuff at doing, he or she is sooner or later going to run into somebody in the same field who will cut him or her a new asshole, so to speak. — Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

We hold that man is never so near grace as when he begins to feel he can do nothing at all. — Charles Spurgeon

By accepting out Lord Jesus Christ as my personal shaver, I stooped myself from bumming in jell. — Thomas Brown

Voting isn't the most we can do, but the least. To have a democracy, you have to want one. — Gloria Steinem

If one of the brothers, being able ,to maintain himself by his own occupation, does not desire ,a share of the family property, he may be made separate ,by the others receiving a trifle out of his share to live upon. — Guru Nanak

Fans are my favourite thing in the world — Taylor Swift

Beginnings are easier to find in hindsight — Natalie Corbett Sampson

Genius in poverty is never feared, because nature, though liberal in her gifts in one instance, is forgetful in another. — Benjamin Haydon

Had I been in Toronto, I would certainly have been killed in this attack. In the room where I normally sleep, the flames and the smoke and the soot is such that the gases would have killed me. — Ernst Zundel

People going into the cities for the opportunities and the towns are getting older, no young people. — Rachel Griffiths

I have the Pleasure to assure you Congress pay particular Attention to the Defence of New Jersey, and hitherto have denied us nothing which we have Asked for that Purpose. — Abraham Clark

Cirque du Freak' is the best vampire series ever. — Darren Shan

There's a reason why movie theatres don't encourage people to bring their goats. — Kelly Link

[A]lways keep a-hold of Nurse For fear of finding something worse — Hilaire Belloc