Buttafuoco Joey Quotes & Sayings

The curse of the human race is not that we are so different from one another, but that we are so alike. — Salman Rushdie

I know I'm not very popular on Long Island. I don't know who's less popular, me or Joey Buttafuoco. — Don Maloney

I don't want to go back," Beatrix moaned. "It's so dreadfully dull, and I don't like all that rich food, and I've been sitting beside the vicar who only wants to talk about his own religious writings. It's so redundant to quote oneself, don't you think?"
"It does bear a certain odor of immodesty," Amelia agreed with a grin, smoothing her sister's dark hair. "Poor Bea. You don't have to go back, if you don't wish it. I'm sure one of the servants can recommend a nice place for you to wait until supper is done. The library, perhaps."
"Oh, thank you." Beatrix heaved a sigh of relief. "But who will create another distraction if Leo starts being disagreeable again?"
"I will," Cam assured her gravely. "I can be shocking at a moment's notice."
"I'm not surprised," Amelia said. "In fact, I'm fairly certain you would enjoy it. — Lisa Kleypas

Why would someone with such red cheeks who liked to go on long walks in the forest have such a big cock? I wondered. What would he do with it? — Karl Ove Knausgard

Because the lenders sold many - though not all - of the loans they made to other investors, in the form of mortgage bonds, the industry was also fraught with moral hazard. "It was a fast-buck business," says Jacobs. "Any business where you can sell a product and make money without having to worry how the product performs is going to attract sleazy people. — Michael Lewis

I look at my hands and go, 'Hmm ... what happened? Whose hands are those? Oh my God, they're mine' — Sheryl Crow

I was just walking around saying "We're all gonna die!" I never got over it. I went to class, I did what I had to do, but I was a gibbering idiot. It never went away. I never again felt the same way about life and death. — Anne Rice

The shortest way to arrive at glory would be to do that for conscience which we do for glory. — Michel De Montaigne

I am forced to the conclusion that modern medicine does not know it all. — Jennifer Worth

People don't realize that by voting Republican, they voted against themselves ... I worry that some people are entertained by the idea of this war. They don't know anything about the Iraqis, but they're angry and frustrated in their own lives. It's like Germany, before Hitler took over. The economy was bad and people felt kicked around. They looked for a scapegoat. Now we've got a new bunch of Hitlers. — Linda Ronstadt

I figured my body always would be able to repair itself. I think all of us believe that - until you begin to age and get hit with deteriorating joints. — Lee Majors

Do not pity the dead, Harry. — J.K. Rowling

All progress is due to the unreasonable person. — George Bernard Shaw

I say there is no darkness but ignorance. — William Shakespeare

We are more naive than those of the Middle Ages, and more frightened, for we can be made to believe almost anything. — Neil Postman