Bunburyist Def Quotes & Sayings

I want to be an independent woman who falls in love, finds a great partner for her lifetime, has kids and kind of does it all. I'd like to have it all. — Jennifer Love Hewitt

I'm not the type of guy who's funny in the room. I'm the guy who's funny late at night on a computer, trying to construct jokes. — Scott Aukerman

My friend goes through the wedding section of the Sunday paper looking at the brides-to-be and picks out a Dog-of-the-Week. I think that's cruel toward women. Myself, I look to see who shows the most cleavage. — David Henry

When I'm home, I practice four or five hours a day ... I warm up for an hour before a gig. — Art Farmer

Everyone should play like Adrian Peterson. This guy does everything full speed. Pro Bowl - promoting himself for MVP. — Peyton Manning

Why, they're the dirtiest guys in any town. They're the same ones that burned the houses of old German people during the war. They're the same ones that lynch Negroes. They like to be cruel. They like to hurt people, and they always give it a nice name, patriotism or protecting the constitution. — John Steinbeck

I have an unconscious burglar living in my mind: If I read something, it's mine. — David Eddings

At least I'm real about who I am, bitch! You're so far in the closet you're having adventures in Narnia!" Who — Alisha Ashton

Nothing comes of severity if there be no leanings towards a change of heart. And if there be natural leanings towards a change of heart, what need for severity? — Antoine De Saint-Exupery

Minna sometimes imagined Dr. Upshaw having sex with her husband, lying there almost motionless, fat sticky thighs sagging on the bed, saying, "I think you're onto something, David," in her low, encouraging voice. — Lauren Oliver

I was going to look like one of the sweet little white girls who were everybody's dream of what was right with the world. — Maya Angelou

Pain marks you, but too deep to see. — Margaret Atwood

Jody had watched other classmates, including many in college prep, enter such a life with an impatient fatalism. They got pregnant or arrested or simply dropped out. Some boys, more defiant, filled the junkyards with crushed metal. Crosses garlanded with flowers and keepsakes marked roadsides where they'd died. You could see it coming in the smirking yearbook photos they'd left behind. — Ron Rash

I don't like to plan anything. — Thierry Henry

You know you're having a crappy morning when the best that can be said for it is that at least you're not a Smurf. — FayJay