Broken English Funny Quotes & Sayings

I would love to meet Martin Luther King. His fearless attitude, leadership, and self-awareness changed our world. — Zulay Henao

I caught the happy virus last night
When I was out singing beneath the stars.
It is remarkably contagious -
So kiss me. — Hafez

I am competitive, and I like to be as competitive as possible in anything I do. — Sergio Garcia

In the 1960s, college students forcibly occupied administration buildings, demanding courses in "black studies." Today, every major university features full departments (and even some designated dormitories and cafeterias) for a variety of ethnic excogitations. Today, instead of violent sit-ins, there has been a quiet coup by "diversity committees," whose authoritarian thought-police reign on campuses and who banish "politically incorrect" dissenters to the dungeons of re-education seminars. — Ayn Rand

Other boys were happy enough to enjoy the show, they just wanted to be entertained in the body's shadow theater. — Janet Fitch

It is easy to think of potatoes, and fortunately for men who have not much money it is easy to think of them with a certain safety. Potatoes are one of the last things to disappear, in times of war, which is probably why they should not be forgotten in times of peace. — Mary Francis Kennedy Fisher

Husbands and wives, first be faithful to each other. Second, keep the romance going all of your life by courting each other every day. — Zig Ziglar

If you yourself are at peace, then there is at least some peace in the world. — Thomas Merton

What's the rush? Recognise that with the time at our disposal, there is only a limited number of good books you can read, a few really good movies worth seeing, and a finite number of hours, days, years to enjoy them! — Ken Puddicombe

The same medicine should not be prescribed for every athlete. For some, less training is the right medicine. — David Epstein