Quotes & Sayings About Broads

We envy others, for we see their lives in broad outline, while forced to live ours in every detail. — Robert Breault

I never could tell a joke. I just started talking to the audience, and when the drunks would yell, "Hey, when do the broads come on?" I got good at saying, "Relax. Clear your skin up first." They called me "the insult guy," but it's never mean-spirited. I'm just exaggerating everything about us and about life. — Don Rickles

You know how to tell when you're getting old? When your broad mind changes places with your narrow waist. — Red Skelton

Pettiness separates; breadth unites. Let us be broad and big. — Emma Goldman

This is kind of hard to articulate, but in broad outline, the United States is going to do what the United States has to do. — Wesley Clark

I can't wait to sit with these unbelievable broads and relive a time where sleep did not exist, where stress and coffee were mama's little helpers, and where we all dove into the deep end together to make something weird and very, very cool. — Amy Sherman-Palladino

Adam, who said to our Lord in the Garden of Eden, I got more ribs - you got more broads? Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons

When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York. — Joe Namath

I've no time for broads who want to rule the world alone. Without men, who'd do up the zipper on the back of your dress? — Mae West

See the mice in their million hordes
From Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads. — David Bowie

Broad based upon her people's will, And compassed by the inviolate sea. — Alfred Lord Tennyson

The seasons change and you change, but the Lord abides evermore the same, and the streams of His love are as deep, as broad and as full as ever. — Charles Spurgeon

The broad comedy thing is really hard to do on film. — Paul Giamatti

Because I was promoted as a sort of a siren and played all those sexy broads, people made the mistake of thinking I was like that off the screen. They couldn't have been more wrong. — Ava Gardner

I love broad comedy. It has its place. If I were to do that, I'd love to do physical comedy. — Rashida Jones

In the swirling rain that came at dusk the broad avenue glistened with that deep bluish tint which is so widely condemned when it is put into pictures. — Stephen Crane

I want everyone to vote. I want everyone to be a part of electing officials. Because when we are not a part, when we don't have a very broad voter base, then we don't have true representation. — Clay Aiken

A narrow vision is divisive, a broad vision expansive. But a divine vision is all-inclusive. — Tejomayananda

Gino refilled my glass. "What a night. Booze, broads, and a barroom brawl. — Michael Murphy

Even the most broad-minded of us can embrace only that part of truth into which our own snout has blundered. — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

How can it be broad to be the same thing to everyone and narrow to be everything to someone? No, a woman's function is laborious, but because it is gigantic, not because it is minute. (What's Wrong with the World) — John Eldredge

A broad-backed ox can be driven straight on his road even by a small goad. — Sophocles

How marvelous, wide and broad is my Inheritance! Time is my property, my estate is time. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

One show, I did a benefit for a feminist organziation....So it's all feminsts. Gloria Steinem is sitting right up front. I walked out and said, "Look here, I can't stay around here too long with you broads because I gotta get home and cook my man a nice hot dinner. Plus, he likes his blow job by nine forty-five." I though it was funny. They didn't. They didn't find anything funny. I thought, Oh Lord, I made these women mad. I stepped over the line. I continued. "Ladies, calm down. I'm just joking. He likes a blow job anytime. — Wanda Sykes

I've always had a very broad taste in music. — Paul Wardingham

If you're in a coalition and you're comfortable, you know it's not a broad enough coalition. — Bernice Johnson Reagon

Jubilee 2000 is a broad coalition which has moved the earth. — Gordon Brown

Let me tell you about those convents. All that crap about extending the pinkie finger while sipping tea is a myth. Convent schools are breeding grounds for great broads and occasionally one-of-the-boys. Convent schools teach you to play against everything, which is what I'm still doing. — Elaine Stritch

Life is an earnest business, and no one every became good or great on a diet of broad grins. — Blackie

In all the broad Universe there is no other hope for Man than ourselves. — L. Ron Hubbard

A broad and joined-up approach is needed if we are to match human demands with the capacity of the planet — Tony Juniper

What society needs is broad men sharpened to a point. — Nicholas Murray Butler

I decided at the outset to invest in a fairly broad range of businesses, as I didn't want to get pigeonholed into one sector. — Andy Murray

You don't need an alarm clock when you sleep with 20 models a night, one of those broads'll figure out that they better make breakfast in bed or I'll kill all of them. — Zach Braff

I'm not attacking liberals with a broad brush. — Howard Dean

Rhetoric paints with a broad brush. — George Carlin

I have quite a broad taste in music. — Tove Styrke

Booze, broads and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need? — Harry Caray

The narrow-minded who undertake any work will never be satisfied. They cannot understand the actions of those who are large hearted and broad-minded. — Sathya Sai Baba

I sometimes feel I'm a sort of cult writer, rather than a mainstream writer, in that those who like my stuff like it a lot, but the appeal is not that broad. — Martin Amis

Of course I know Julie Andrews. She's the last of the really great broads. — Paul Newman

A limbo large and broad, since call'd The Paradise of Fools to few unknown. — John Milton

If you wish the sympathy of the broad masses, you must tell them the crudest and most stupid things. — Adolf Hitler

If you want a thing done well, get a couple of old broads to do it. — Bette Davis

Keep we to the broad truths before us; duty here; knowledge comes alone in the Hereafter. — Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

I spent most of my dough on booze, broads and boats and the rest I wasted. — Elmore Leonard

The kid doesn't chew tobacco, smoke, drink, curse or chase broads. I don't see how he can make it. — Richie Ashburn

I love the broad margin to my life. — Henry David Thoreau

Tina Fey and I have 15 things in development: 'Laverne and Shirley', 'Starsky and Hutch 3', 'Cagney and Lacey', 'Wonder Twins Activate From Two Hot Broads', 'Little House on the Prairie: The Musical: The Movie'. — Amy Poehler

Waste not your time on broad sketches in color. — Asher Brown Durand

Anarchism has a broad back, like paper it endures anything, — Rudolf Rocker

Middle age has been defined as what happens when a person's broad mind and narrow waist change places. — A.C. Grayling

Generativity is a system's capacity to produce unanticipated change through unfiltered contributions from broad and varied audiences. — Jonathan Zittrain

The nationalist has a broad hatred and a narrow love. — Andre Gide

It's living - a broad spectrum of living - that teaches you how to live, not philosophy. Philosophy teaches you how to think. — Ruth Rendell

The dumber people are, the more they feel the need for a broad set of shoulders they can lay their head against. — Michael Haneke

Never have so many had such broad and advanced access to health care. But never have so many been denied access to health. — Gro Harlem Brundtland

You guys like to tell jokes and giggle and kid around, huh? Giggling like a bunch of young broads in a school yard. Well, let me tell you a joke: Five guys sitting in a bull pen, San Quentin. Wondering how the fuck they got there. What'd we do wrong? What should we've done? What didn't we do? It's your fault, my fault, his fault. All that bullshit. Finally, someone comes up with the idea, wait a minute, while we were planning this caper, all we did was sit around and tell fucking jokes. Got the message? — Quentin Tarantino

I expected Candy to pick a different rental house. The little yellow one always gets positive comments from broads. Instead, she chose the blocky, brick house. It's the kind of house I'd have picked. Like the fuckwit I've become, I take her choice as a sign that she and I are made for each other. "Why — Bijou Hunter

So the first thing I learned about how to get superior performance is not to buy stocks that are near their lows, but to buy stocks that are coming out of broad bases and beginning to make new highs ... — William O'Neil

Effective visions are lived in details, not broad strokes. — Tom Peters

I've got all these great broads in me, all these character women. I was playing a torn-down stripper at twenty-five on Broadway, and now I fit the shoes. — Faith Prince

Peter Mandelson is the only man I know who can skulk in broad daylight. — Simon Hoggart

He told us that it was important to eat right, exercise, and treat your body as a temple. But he didn't tell us how to get health care services that people with no money could afford. He didn't tell us how we could quickly obtain birth control and other reproductive health services. He didn't recommend any solutions for behavioral or psychiatric care, and for sure some of those broads needed it. He didn't say what options there might be for people who had struggled with substance abuse, sometimes for decades, when they were confronted by old demons on the outside. — Piper Kerman

Like many other who have lived long in a great capital, she had strong feelings about the various railway termini. They are our gates to the glorious and unknown. Through them we pass out into adventure and sunshine, to them, alas! we return. In Paddington all Cornwall is latent and the remoter west; down the inclines of Liverpool Street lie fenlands and the illimitable Broads; Scotland is through the pylons of Euston; Wessex behind the poised chaos of Waterloo. Italians realize this, as is natural; those of them who are so unfortunate as to serve as waiters in Berlin call the Anhalt Bahnhof the Stazione d'Italia, because by it they must return to their homes. And he is a chilly Londoner who does not endow his stations with some personality, and extend to them, however shyly, the emotions of fear and love. — E. M. Forster

You can be the most artistically perfect performer in the world, but an audience is like a broad
if you're indifferent, Endsville. — Frank Sinatra

He lit a lamp in broad daylight and said, as he went about, I am looking for a human . — Diogenes

Actors are as good as they allow themselves to be, and to portray life, you have to have as broad an experience of it as you possibly can, so everything's worth it. — Liev Schreiber