Brenning Show Quotes & Sayings

Life is full of screwups," he said, chucking another paper at the split-level before taking the corner. "You're supposed to fail sometimes. It's a required part of the human existence. — Sarah Dessen

I can drink like a fish, or at least, someone born with fetal alcohol syndrome. — Anthony Jeselnik

I pick up my journal, mug, and granola bar wrapper, look up to the sky, and curse the God of Summer Vacations for getting me into this whole albatross-ditching, Sam-avoiding, aiding-and-abetting mess in the first place. — Sarah Ockler

Once upon a time, something terrifying lived in the woods. Or perhaps the woods were terrifying. Or perhaps the whole world is poisoned with wickedness and lies, and it's best to learn that now.
No, Fyrian, darling. I don't believe that last bit either. — Kelly Barnhill

A craftsman must probe to the very bottom of cruelty. — Zbigniew Herbert