Bracelets With Funny Quotes & Sayings

Gay men in L.A. are all a bunch of tens looking for an eleven. — Zach Braff

I saw a guy wearing a "What Would Jesus Do?" bracelet and a Lance Armstrong bracelet, and he went up to this blind kid and rubbed his eyes, and the kid could see. But he wasn't used to the light, 'cause it was bright, and he walked into traffic and was killed instantly. Okay, the people that are laughing right now? I'm gonna call you guys half-full. Because you're focusing on the important part of the story: the bracelets are working. — Daniel Tosh

I'm a vulgar lounge entertainer, I don't need to wear a tie. — Craig Ferguson

We both want you dead. I'm bringing the friendship bracelets to the next meeting. — Nenia Campbell

My confidence is that there will for a long time be virtue and good sense enough in our countrymen to correct abuses. — Thomas Jefferson

A depression is a situation of self-fulfilling pessimism. — Joan Robinson

I firmly believe God continues to answer the prayers of His people even after He has taken them to heaven. Never forget that God isn't bound by time the way we are. We see only the present moment; God sees everything. We see only part of what He is doing; He sees it all. — Billy Graham

The good die young - but not always. The wicked prevail - but not consistently. I am confused by life, and I feel safe within the confines of the theatre. — Helen Hayes