Borderlands 2 Funny Claptrap Quotes & Sayings

The wise never confuse information or data, however prodigious or cleverly deployed, with comprehensive knowledge or wisdom ... Be wise. — Ziad K. Abdelnour

Hey, y'know what money can buy? A solid gold gun. That shoots diamond bullets.
I call it "The Compensator". Whatta ya think? — Daniel Way

Women had always fought for men, and for their children. Now they were ready to fight for their own human rights. Our militant movement was established. — Emmeline Pankhurst

Who works for glory misses oft the goal;
Who works for money coins his very soul
Work for the work's sake, then, and it may be,
That this thing shall be added unto thee. — Kenyon Cox

Death and destruction are necessary to the health of the world, and therefore as natural, and lovable, as birth and life. Only priests and born cowards moan and weep over dying. Brave men face it with approving nonchalance. — Ragnar Redbeard

Tough toenails, tiger. What you want and what you get are usually two entirely different things. — Nicholas Sparks

One of the primary purposes of suffering is not to weaken the heart of the feeble, but to strengthen the spirit of the brave. — Sebastian De Assis

It's an incredible rise to stardom. At 17 you're more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson. — Gordon Strachan

I prefer a good pair of boots to Shakespeare. — Leo Tolstoy

Spider's Web * The Unexpected Guest — Agatha Christie

The last of her children, whom she barely glanced at when he was born because it wasn't worth the trouble to try to learn features you would never see change into adulthood anyway. — Toni Morrison

But reality had other ideas. — T. Torrest

Those of you who love the Lord should hate evil — Dennis Prager

It's so Quite around here, I'm sure I heard a Bird Fart! — Dorothy Garlock

I wish I had more time to sit down and be a little bit more normal. — Dan Fogelberg