Bondosos Quotes & Sayings

I just snogged Madame de Pompadour! — Madame De Pompadour

ROY (Fierce): I hurt. BELIZE: I'll get you a painkiller. ROY: Will it knock me out? BELIZE: I sure hope so. ROY: Then shove it. Pain's ... nothing, pain's life. BELIZE: Sing it, baby. — Tony Kushner

Your life isn't some prerecorded movie where, no matter how many times you watch it, the ending remains the same. Your life is a book in progress, and you are the author. So if you don't care for the main character or the gloomy scenery or how the twisted plot is unfolding, then do something to change it. You write your own story. — Richelle E. Goodrich

If he were not as he is, he would be better than himself. — Thomas Middleton

Something Mama liked to say: I love Jesus, but some of his representatives sure make my ass tired. — Edward Kelsey Moore

The most difficult thing to explain in life is the simplest truth called love — Ramanathan Visvanathan

Technology. It's like science, only useless. — Jon Stewart

Never trust a man in red trousers — Mika.

You know, Democratic and Republican administrations alike have supported individuals and regimes that have slaughtered millions across the globe. And they need to be held accountable for that. — Aaron McGruder

You can't be positive to everybody. A lot of people want to focus on flaws and negativity, especially on the Internet because that's their only voice. I don't pay attention to that kind of stuff. I pay attention to opportunities coming my way, gays and lesbians telling me what I've done for them, organizations in my community that always want to work with me. — Jackie Warner

The country is not in good condition. — Calvin Coolidge

If a chick can't dance, she can't ride dick, simple as that ... — J.M. August

He will not succeed in this," Taran said. "Somehow, we must find a way to escape. We dare not lose hope."
"I agree absolutely," Fflewddur answered. "Your general idea is excellent; it's only the details that are lacking ... — Lloyd Alexander