Bol Quotes & Sayings

Marina Orlova was hooked on my quote about women not owing men. I scrolled through her posted paintings and recalled a Slovak friend once commenting on a guy wanna-be a great painter, something like this: "Aaano, on bol profesionalnym maljiarom na Slovensku, maloval tam pice a hakove krize po stenach". He meant graffiti, but I hesitate to translate it in detail for it may sound too rough. Another thought is about surreal, sometimes spurious aesthetics mixed with hinted or daring sexuality, which Marina Orlova endorses, deliberately or not, in line of her claimed profession. The posts call to mind The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover or even Titus Andronicus. No wonder, thousands of bozos are attracted to her internet activity because ... , well, the woman is hot. — Vinko Vrbanic

If you come into my house, I'm going to hurt you. — Manute Bol

I love my family. — Manute Bol

If God wants to take my left arm, that's OK, as long as I can walk and play with my kids. I'm a lot improved. I was worse than this after the accident. — Manute Bol

I'd like to do things to make money to save myself but right now I can't do nothing. If they want to put me in jail, they can do that. It's kind of tough. — Manute Bol

I've gone to war zones before and never got shot. — Manute Bol

I'm not a violent person. — Manute Bol

God guided me to America and gave me a good job. But he also gave me a heart so I would look back. — Manute Bol

There's a lot of bad things going on but I didn't do nothing. — Manute Bol

Manute Bol is so skinny they save money on road trips. They just fax him from city to city. — Woody Allen

Didn't the other guys tell you? Nobody dunks on Manute B-O-L! — Manute Bol