Bob Oblong Quotes & Sayings

I can't tell you. I can't tell you of all people. Throughout my life you were the one person I could turn to. The one person I could always count on to understand. And now that I've lost you, I've lost everything. — Tabitha Suzuma

Realism that is limited to the end of one's nose is more dangerous than the most insane fantasticality, because it's blind. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Yes, she is the fruit that will Sustain me and yes, she brings A rain that I know can chill But it is a rain so sweet and sings A song my soul insists That I follow, if I would exist As more than I have ever, ever been If my mother calls it evil, then I embrace the sin — Walter Dean Myers

Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessaries. — Mark Twain

Librarians are teaching the next generation how to use digital media responsibly. — Jarrett J. Krosoczka

Privatizing Social Security will take dollars out of young folks' pockets. — Max Baucus

the den, drinking beer and arguing over — Bernadette Y. Connor

Come get your apples! Chernobyl apples!' Someone told her not to advertise that, no one will buy them. 'Don't worry!' she says. 'They buy them anyway. Some need them for their mother-in-law, some for their boss. — Svetlana Alexievich

The one thing more difficult than following a regimen is not imposing it on others. — Marcel Proust

My heart hurt so much I can't believe it. How can it keep beating, feeling like this? — Alice Walker

The greatest sign of ignorance is a closed mind. — Charles F. Glassman

Plausible that a professional pitcher with some time to practice could throw a golf ball faster than a baseball. — Randall Munroe

Your souls are precious and can only be equal to the price of Paradise, therefore sell them only at that price — Ali Ibn Abi Talib

In an odd way it was comforting to know that people you imagine are oversexed, misogynistic pigs are, in fact, oversexed, misogynistic pigs. It made me realize that sometimes people are exactly who you expect them to be. — Olivia Munn

If we just made one movie, 'The Hobbit,' the fact is that all the fans, the eight-, nine- and 10-year-old boys, they would watch it 1,000 times. Now, they've got three films they can watch 1,000 times. — Ian McKellen