Bleepinjeep Quotes & Sayings

You're giving me two choices, and I'm choosing Donald Trump over Hillary Clinton. I would choose Jesus over Donald Trump, probably. But you're just giving me two choices. — Anthony Scaramucci

I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time. — Adam Carolla

I have heard people say, "I garden in lieu of therapy, but therapy would be cheaper." I believe gardening's worth the price since it's at least as effective in curing head and heart of what ails us. — Janet Macunovich

I make a really delicious eggplant and squash curry that's inspired by Vij of Vij's Restaurant, a great chef and restaurateur in Vancouver. I like to cook that dish because it's really simple, but the flavor is so pungent and intense that I feel like I'm a real chef whenever I create it. — Carmen Ejogo

Not fame, but wisdom is the beauty of life. — Debasish Mridha

Most people need a philosophical enema and I'm the bag with the pipe. — Marla Buchanan

Accept that someday what pains you now will surely pain you less. — Cheryl Strayed

Imagine a fifteen-year-old boy. Nope. That was not right at all. Try again. — Joseph Fink

She sometimes wished she was more thick-skinned, so that she could see nothing, feel nothing. — Kavita Kane

You know the economy is bad when illegals start complaining that Americans are taking their jobs. — Wanda Sykes

News is what people don't want you to print. Everything thing else is ads. — William Randolph Hearst

I will sign a universal health-care bill into law by the end of my first term as president that will cover every American and cut the cost of a typical family's premium by up to $2,500 a year. — Barack Obama

Never relax, for you will not attain to the possession of true spiritual delights if first you do not learn to deny your every desire. — John Of The Cross