Bizzotto Comedy Quotes & Sayings

I have to remind the people who put down East Coast surfing that Kelly Slater is from Florida. — Don Winslow

By reading this book you will enter purgatory, a place most people don't know exists. We generally see two types of police officers: the living and the dead. We honor the dead and cherish their memory. We vilify the living when they don't meet our expectations and hail them when they save our lives. What we forget are the officers that have found a resting spot somewhere between the living and the dead. Some of them still wear their uniforms and are fringe participants; others have lost the ability to wear their uniforms and are forgotten about entirely. — Karen Rodwill Solomon

I struggle because I love food and sometimes I can't stop eating. — Lucy Davis

He wanted to know her with such familiarity that he could curve his fingers around a wrist, an ankle, a knee and recognize her from a hundred, a thousand other women — Karen Ranney

it's like in life, you have obstacles and you train to overcome them. You search for the best technique. You keep the best, you repeat it, and then you get better. — Christopher McDougall

I'm very interested, for instance, in music in education - getting young people not only to listen to, but participate in the music that I write. I consider this one of the most vital aspects of my work. — Peter Maxwell Davies

I'm not in any way religious. I don't go to church, but I consider myself spiritual. — Charlie Sheen

To live with all my might, while I do live — Jonathan Edwards

With this CD technology, you can just remix a record right there on the spot. — Jam Master Jay

All we can do is find the courage to stand still and to look backwards. — Joshua Oppenheimer