Bitchyourselfthin Quotes & Sayings

I can't eat chicken and look at strippers at the same time. — Jerry Seinfeld

A lot of people will call me nuts or crazy, but I've always been pretty stable. By some people's standards, I might be crazy. But I realize that I'm not going to harm anyone, and the only place that I live is within my own universe, really - so it's O.K. — Rachel Miner

Foreign visitors ... how impressed you all are with foreign visitors! But they come in many different varieties. — Mikhail Bulgakov

There are, I think, occasions when you know that you have arrived at the end of a long journey, when even though your destination is concealed from sight, you are somehow aware that when you turn the corner that lies just ahead of you, there it will be. — Anthony Horowitz

I could have lived like that. For a long time. People do it. Like a piece of cardboard, walking around tall and flat in the world, without nerve endings, sinews stiff enough to keep any weakness they're holding safely twined up. It keeps the good things from getting in, too. But you barely register emptiness when you only have two dimensions. People do it, keep their constriction mostly intact; except for the moments when they don't. — Mac McClelland

One thing that literature would be greatly the better for
Would be a more restricted employment by authors of simile and>metaphor. — Ogden Nash

But I'm getting to it. I can't come at it cold. I'm warming my hands over old stories. — Bernie Mcgill

Share and enjoy the fruits of this planet. — Chuck D

The issue of faith is not so much whether we believe in God, but whether we believe the God we believe in. (p.35) — R.C. Sproul

Defining myself, as opposed to being defined by others, is one of the most difficult challenges I face. — Carol Moseley Braun

It'll be OK. I'm ready. Blue, kiss me. — Maggie Stiefvater