Birdemic Rifftrax Quotes & Sayings

If you would understand this secret, you must first understand the distinction between training an animal and educating one. Trained animals are relatively easy to turn out. All that is required is a book of instructions, a certain amount of bluff and bluster, something to use for threatening and punishing purposes, and of course the animal. Educating an animal, on the other hand, demands keen intelligence, integrity, imagination, and the gentle touch, mentally, vocally, and physically. — J. Allen Boone

Life can't give to you if your hands are closed. Open your mind, open your heart, and open your arms. — Louise Hay

I can sympathize with people's pains, but not with their pleasure. There is something curiously boring about somebody else's happiness. — Aldous Huxley

Everything that has to do with sex is somehow ... it's the best thing in the world, and it's still the one thing people don't want you to talk about. — Tove Lo

Hiring decisions are too important to be left in the hands of a manager who may or may not have a stake in the employee's success a year later. — Eric Schmidt