Big Bang Theory Sheldon Quotes & Sayings

How about we make a date to do nothing but curl up together after school alone and Roku a Big Bang Theory marathon." I grinned at him. "No one but me knows what a dork you truly are." "I need to laugh, and Sheldon makes me laugh. — P.C. Cast

I am a man of science, not someone's snuggle-bunny! — Chuck Lorre

For the record, I do have genitals; and they are functional and aesthetically pleasing. — Chuck Lorre

To figure out what people think, look at the stories that they tell. We might never get away from the image of Sheldon from 'The Big Bang Theory' breaking down in the middle of the store, not knowing which console to buy, but we can see in TV and movies how regular characters are more and more starting to play games. — Rob Manuel

I won't say that all senior citizens who can't master technology should be publicly flogged, but if we made an example of one or two, it might give the others incentive to try harder. — Chuck Lorre

What exactly does that expression mean, 'friends with benefits'? Does he provide her with health insurance? — Chuck Lorre

Oh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch. — Jim Parsons