Bhagdad Quotes & Sayings

"Yeah, well, if you eat red meat, it stays in your colon for fifteen years!" Good! I paid for it; I want it in my ass, okay? I want them to find a meat sweater from my esophagus to my asshole when they open me up in the end! "This guy's covered in meat! He's Meat-Man! He's Meat-Tracheotomy-Man!" — Denis Leary

If you are far away from your lover and family, if you have lost someone, if you feel a bit displaced in your own life: these stories are for you. — Audrey Niffenegger

It's Faye. Chace and I are here, Malachi. We're here. We found you. You're safe now. — Kristen Ashley

don't want what others are do but what you what — Naomi

You know, for a spy as talented as you, you can really be ... obnoxious," I told her.
She grinned. "I know. — Embee

organisers of weight-guessing competitions and advisers helping people to refine their guesses. — John Kay

Bonding over illegal drugs hadn't magically solved our problems, — Shaun David Hutchinson

Keep your eyes on the horizon and your nose to the wind. — Clint Eastwood

All it takes to become president is money and a certain kind of power. Being president is the first thing I can shoot for, not the highest. It may come to a point where people take rock and roll musicians more seriously than they take politicians. It may eventually turn out that musicians have more credibility. — Todd Rundgren

Work honestly, meditate everyday, meet people without fear and play. — Baba Hari Dass

I lived to make Scott Baio laugh. — Willie Aames

Wars have been waged over millions of square miles, significantly larger than the British Empire at its peak. Historically, Islamic conquests stretched from southern France to the Philippines, from Austria to Nigeria, and from central Asia to New Guinea. The Muslim goal was to have a central government, first at Damascus, and then at Baghdad, later at Cairo, Istanbul, and other imperial centres. The local governors, judges, and other rulers were appointed by the central imperial authorities for far off colonies. Islamic law was introduced as the senior law, whether or not wanted by the local people. Arabic was introduced as the rulers' language, while the local languages frequently disappeared. Then, two classes of residents were established. The native residents paid a tax that their rulers did not have to pay. In each case, these laws allowed the local conquered people less freedom than was given to Muslims. — Anita B. Sulser PhD

While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery. — Groucho Marx

She loves me. She just doesn't like me right now. — Colleen Hoover

I would never know her well enough to know her thoughts in those last minutes, would never know if she left us on purpose. But not-knowing would not keep me from caring, and I would always love Alaska Young, my crooked neighbour, with all my crooked heart — John Green