Beurskens Landscaping Quotes & Sayings

I would be a horrible girlfriend at this point in my life, because I'm both needy and unavailable. — Lena Dunham

You cannot find one single verse in the New Testament that calls for violence against non-believers. Jesus said to love your enemies. Muhammad said to butcher your enemies. — Robert Jeffress

O snail
Climb Mount Fuji
But slowly, slowly! — Kobayashi Issa

Relations between Terra and Luna had been strained since the Lunans had eaten Neil Armstrong in 1960. — A. Lee Martinez

Just to clear the record ive never turn down a mma fight against anyone and never will. — Jon Jones