Better Discord Library Quotes & Sayings

Satire is what closes Saturday night. — Juvenal

Every woman has known the torment of getting up to speak. Her heart racing, at times entirely lost for words, ground and language slipping away - that's how daring a feat, how great a transgression it is for a woman to speak - even just open her mouth - in public. A double distress, for even if she transgresses, her words fall almost always upon the deaf male ear, which hears in language only that which speaks in the masculine. — Helene Cixous

If I owned half of that dog, I would shoot my half. — Mark Twain

The teeth of the smile evidenced a clinical depressive's classic inattention
to oral hygiene. — David Foster Wallace

Never let yourself be persuaded that any one Great Man, any one leader, is necessary to the salvation of America. When America consists of one leader and 158 million followers, it will no longer be America. — Dwight D. Eisenhower

It was probably easier in the old days when the bad guys rode into town wearing black capes or whatever bad guys wore and the milk cows were ownded by honest people. Right off the bat, you'd know who you were dealing with. Now everybody dresses alike. — Joan Bauer

When your body says 'no,' it doesn't matter how big your heart is. — Dottie Pepper

When we do suffer things, like pain and so, it means that we have lost control. — Gregory David Roberts

I have so many miles and I've been flying for so long that every time I fly, it's first class. It's one of those things that, if I needed to jump on a plane, and fly to Spain tomorrow, I know I could get it done. Just like that. — Lupe Fiasco