Best Tom Sharpe Quotes & Sayings

All is fair in love, war and tax evasion. — Tom Sharpe

The man who said the pen was mightier than the sword ought to have tried reading "The Mill on the Floss" to Motor Mechanics. — Tom Sharpe

If a little knowledge was a dangerous thing, a lot was lethal. — Tom Sharpe

I have yet to met a liberal who can withstand the attrition of prolonged discussion of the unessentials. — Tom Sharpe

Do go on,' he said. 'There's nothing I enjoy more than listening to a highly trained intelligence leapfrogging common sense and coming to the wrong conclusions. It gives me renewed faith in parliamentary democracy. — Tom Sharpe

Nothing is wrong with Tom Brady. When you look at the New England Patriots, they are going to have to readjust how they evaluate talent ... You have to bring in some heavy hitters to protect Tom Brady at 37 years old and help him get the ball out of his hands. — Sterling Sharpe

There's nothing worse than an introspective drunk. — Tom Sharpe

I don't want to hear what the price of meat is. — Tom Sharpe

The number of choirboys indecently assaulted annually by vicars and churchwardens may lead you to suppose that England is a deeply religious country. I — Tom Sharpe

We must not only strike the iron while it is hot, we must strike it until it is hot. — Tom Sharpe