Best Peter Griffin Quotes & Sayings

This is life, the one you get so go and have a ball, because the world don't move, to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for you, may not be right for some. You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have my opening statement..sit ubu sit. Good dog. — Seth MacFarlane

I just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking...scared the hell out of me. So that's it, after today...no more reading — Peter Griffin

Sometimes I really do feel that Peter Griffin is right about the clouds plotting against us. — Rickey Russell

Peter and Jessie were like Romeo and Juliet. Have you ever seen that old movie? Starring Leonardo Dicaprio? — Adele Griffin

At first I didn't believe in women and unicorns but that was before I knew about the power of chick stuff and before I knew Vageena Hertz. — Peter Griffin

Sir, I may be an idiot, but there's one thing I'm not sir, and that sir is an idiot. — Peter Griffin