Best Paul Lynde Quotes & Sayings

My following is straight. I'm so glad. — Paul Lynde

I'm Liberace without a piano. — Paul Lynde

As far as cookbooks go, I think Joy of Cooking is a classic. I've used it over and over again. Julia Child frustrates me. By the time you get all her herbs together, you're exhausted — Paul Lynde

I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that. — Paul Lynde

Outsiders develop humor as a defense; why do you think most comedians are gay or Jewish? — Paul Lynde

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate! — Paul Lynde

Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to. — Paul Lynde

A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world. — Paul Lynde

I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day. — Paul Lynde

My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables, for that matter. — Paul Lynde

Politicians ... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics. — Paul Lynde

A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world. — Paul Lynde

I cant stand those food cult people who bring their own food into the house. All those little thermoses and paper bags-it makes the other guests uncomfortable. — Paul Lynde

People come over, and we watch things like 'The Paul Lynde Halloween Special.' I have a hot tub. Everybody puts on a bathing suit and we splash around. — Paget Brewster

My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly. — Paul Lynde

Things that make me laugh range from a wonderful stand-up like Jerry Seinfeld, Louis C.K. and Chris Rock to my son Gabe, who does great improv work. I also look backwards to the great comedic actors like Jackie Gleason, Paul Lynde and Phil Silvers. — Jason Alexander

It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me back into going on stage. — Paul Lynde

Women are my best friends, my best audience. If I look out from the stage and see a lot of men, I know I'm in trouble — Paul Lynde

I don't understand why people don't remember my name. — Paul Lynde

I think basically an actor is a salesman. — Paul Lynde

I laughed all the way through Love Story. — Paul Lynde

I wish I had the nerve not to tip. — Paul Lynde

I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try to eat lightly. — Paul Lynde

My body may have been abused, but it certainly hasn't been neglected. — Paul Lynde

If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death. — Paul Lynde

If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic. — Paul Lynde

Peter Marshall: A western saddle has a curved horn on the front to hold something for the cowboy. What is it? — Paul Lynde

The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt. — Paul Lynde

I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter, and I've decided if I can make people laugh, I'm making a more important contribution. — Paul Lynde

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church. — Paul Lynde

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household. — Paul Lynde

The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I'd get up from the table, a very long table, and somebody would always say, Paul, I never got to talk to you. — Paul Lynde