Best Karen Smith Quotes & Sayings

Child, there's a sayin' every fishmonger has. When you buy land, you buy stones. When you buy fish, you buy bones. — Karen Cecil Smith

Biscuits are rough, potatoes are tough. I pray to God we all get enough. — Karen Cecil Smith

I don't have but two teeth, but thank the Lord they both hit together. — Karen Cecil Smith

If decorum allowed, she would take tea at the hotel. Once inside, she might run into a rich northern gentleman who had ridden in this very coach. If only she could touch something colored blue for luck before entering the building! "Touch blue and your wish will come true." That, along with the rabbit's foot she always carried in her pocket, would almost ensure such a meeting. — Karen Cecil Smith

Do you wanna do something fun? Wanna go to Taco Bell? — Karen Smith

My breasts can always tell when its gonna rain — Karen Smith

There won't be separate stalls in heaven. — Karen Cecil Smith

She reached out her arms to Blackie. The beautiful siren was calling her weary sailor safely to port. — Karen Cecil Smith

First month honey ... Next month pie ... Third month ... Get out here and work, you damn bitch, same as I. — Karen Cecil Smith

There's a 30% chance that it's already raining. — Karen Smith

If a rooster crows while you're thinking about a man," the fortuneteller had once told Maria, "then he's the one you'll marry. — Karen Cecil Smith

I can put my whole fist in my mouth! Wanna see? — Karen Smith

what to do with her. She'd rebelled because she'd wanted their attention. Any of their attention. All of their — Karen Rose Smith

I would have been glad if it had been the Lord's will to let one of my children live. — Karen Cecil Smith