Best Jim Ross Quotes & Sayings

All that I can say about Owen Hart, is that I hope that I can be, as good a man as him, so that I can see him again, someday. — Jim Ross

Stunner! Stunner! He got all of it by God! — Jim Ross

Words--Midnight coined and daily spent. . .writer of the dream.
--Jim Ross Author, Rays: Wherever They Touch — Jim Ross

If wishes were fishes, the world would be an ocean — Jim Ross

Just like Brad Pitt and what's her name! — Jim Ross

You can take this job and shove it because I quit. — Jim Ross

This crowd is letting Kurt know that he sucks. Just in case he had forgotten. — Jim Ross

I'm not sure the ring is big enough to hold both these egos! — Jim Ross

It's gonna be a slobberknocker! — Jim Ross

Two beautiful women crashing and burning for the sake of the Women's Championship!!! — Jim Ross

Business is about to pick up here! — Jim Ross

Jim Ross you're a fine one to talk about how someone is dressed. — Jerry Lawler

As a matter of fact, if you do not take into account, as Congressman Ross just stated, the Social Security surplus, our fiscal deficit, ladies and gentlemen, is over $700 billion today. — Jim Costa

Is there a better wrestling villain on TV these days than CM Punk? Arguable question but for my sauce, Punk is right there at the top of the heap with a handful of his peers. — Jim Ross

Matt Hardy's quicker than a hiccup. — Jim Ross

There is a Jim Holmes of Aurora, Colorado page on the Colorado Tea Party site as well, talking about him joining the Tea Party last year. Now, we don't know if this is the same Jim Holmes. But it's Jim Holmes of Aurora, Colorado. — Brian Ross

It is a human demolition derby! — Jim Ross

Life for all its gains
pierces in ways that leave scars,
where I've bled, I've lived — Jim Ross

There is about to be a big cowboy boot in your ass if you dont shut up. — Jim Ross

Cena, love him or not, connects with the ticket buying public better than any one in the biz. End of story. — Jim Ross

I, the driver of this car, that used to be Jim Ross, the teamster, and J.A. Ross and Co., general merchandise at Queen Centre, California, am now J. Arnold Ross, oil operator, and my breakfast is about digested, and I am a little too warm in my big new overcoat because the sun is coming out, and I have a new well flowing four thousand barrels at Los Lobos river, and sixteen on the pump at Antelope, and I'm on my way to sign a lease at Beach City, and we'll make up our schedule in the next couple of hours, and 'Bunny' is sitting beside me, and he is well and strong, and is going to own everything I am making, and follow in my footsteps, except that he will never make the ugly blunders or have painful memories that I have, but will be wise and perfect and do everything I say. — Upton Sinclair

One last toast, to our friend, Owen Hart. We'll never forget you, buddy. — Jim Ross

Michael Cole does not deserve to be piled on like many are doing. He deserves respect. Michael is fulfilling a role on a fictional, TV show. He has been 'cast' to play this role as best as he can. For those that have never sat in that particular seat, let me assure you that it isn't easy. Cole's new persona must be working because never before have so many fans, for better or for worse, commented on Cole's work. — Jim Ross

Steve Austin will never be employee of the month! — Jim Ross

As God is my witness, he is broken in half! — Jim Ross

Does Michael Cole deserve to take Jim Ross' place as a commentator? — Daniel Bryan

Cutting to the chase, I don't see Sting in WWE any time soon and especially not in the ring vs. the Undertaker in the Georgia Dome. I do think that Sting would be well served to explore potential marketing opportunities with WWE especially considering that all his 'greatest hits' which were in WCW are now owned by WWE. — Jim Ross

To hell with Trish's nose! — Jim Ross

Pat Patterson works at The Brisco Brothers bodyshop Yeah, he does rear-end work! — Jim Ross

I did enjoy the broadcasting work of King, Punk and Josh Mathews last Monday on Raw. Josh is a hard working young man who does his homework and he did well with his opportunity to sit at the grown up table on Raw. — Jim Ross

I do have high expectations for Alex Riley. He seems athletic, articulate and intelligent. Only time will tell how far he goes, but Riley has bonafide potential. FCW did a nice job of preparing Alex for WWE. Alex's future success is largely up to Alex. — Jim Ross