Best Jim Cornette Quotes & Sayings

Eventually, even a blind squirell will find an acorn. — Jim Cornette

He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords. — Jim Cornette

I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd. — Jim Cornette

Thats where he had the word "Goodyear" dermabrased off. — Jim Cornette

Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test. — Jim Cornette

Hulk Hogan, you are a household word but so is garbage and it stinks when it gets old too. — Jim Cornette

Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane! — Jim Cornette

He (Vince Russo) is the only booker I've seen who doesn't get people over, he gets them under. — Jim Cornette

Picking out Vince Russo's faults could be a full-time job for somebody. — Jim Cornette

I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death rolling! — Jim Cornette

I can beat anyone, either male, female, animal, vegitable, or mineral. — Jim Cornette

I like to take advantage of the simple-minded because I can. — Jim Cornette

The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is. — Jim Cornette

Hey Tony [Schiavone], I'm glad to see you back, especially after seeing your front. — Jim Cornette

I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit. — Jim Cornette

Vince Russo destroyed the Periodic Table as he only recognises the element of surprise. — Jim Cornette